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Hinglish SMS!! Best Online SMS - Part 3

Where Do U See MANGOES..

Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then…?
Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES…!

Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai

Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha..

Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul
Kejriwal Jaisa Tha..
Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta
Tha.?
Maa: Nahi Re,
Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..!

Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..

Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha Ki
Chipkali Aapke Muh Me Ja Rahi
Hai, To Aap Chhup Kyu Thay..?
Mariz: Pehle Cocroach Gaya
Tha To Mujhe Laga Ki
Chipkali Usko Pakad Legi..!

Dudh Peene Se Rang Gora Hota Hai..

Baccha: Dudh Peene Se Rang
Gora Hota Hai..?
Doctor: Haa Hota Hai..
Baccha: Jhoot, Fir Bhais
Ka Baccha Kala Kyu Hota Hai..?

Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho

Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho
Ek Bar Yad Karke To Dekho
Ek Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
Hum So Gaye Hain
Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!

If A Tiger Attacks

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!

APNI TO ZINDAGI HI AJEEB KAHANI HAI

APNI TO ZINDAGI HI AJEEB KAHANI HAI ,
JIS CHIS KO CHAHA WO BEGANI HAI ,
HASTE HAI TO SIRF DUNIYA KE LIYE ,
WARNA IN ANKHO MAIN TO SIRF PANI HI PANI HAI…

*India*

*India*
A Nation O Pride
A Nation O Guide
A Nation O Please
A Nation O Peace
A Nation O Justice
A Nation O Sacrifice
A Nation Like Ocen
A Nation Like Heaven
A Nation O Simplicity
A Nation O Lov N Pity
All These R Possible In A Mother
Ie:mata
Why Not We Call Our Country As
Bharat-mata
Jai-hind*jai-bharat
Vande-mataram

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