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Hinglish SMS!! Best Online SMS - Part 2

Ek Aurat Apni Padosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi

Ek Aurat Apni Padosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi
Aurat: “Tujhe Pata Hai, 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui”
Padosan Hairani Se: “To Phir Tune Kya Kiya?”
Aurat: “Phir Main 21 Saal Ki Hui To Mere Papa Ne Meri Shaadi Kardi ….. Phir Ja Ke Munna Hua“

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Ek Haweli Ke Aage Se Gujar Raha Thha

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Ek Haweli Ke Aage Se Gujar Raha Thha,
To Usse Uss Haweli Ke Bahar Ek Pathan Mila, Ussne Usse Kaha.
Ladka: “Mene Suna Hai Iss Haveli Mein Jin Bhoot Aur Aatmya Rehti Hai”
Pathan: “Rahti Hongi, Mujhe To Khud Mare Hue 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hai”
Moral: Pathano Ko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aati.

Exam Pas Aye

Exam Pas Aye,
Yun Dil Q Ghabraye,
Teacher Ne Jane Kaisa,Paper Banaye,
Ab To Mera Dil,Likhne Se Rota Hai,
Kya Karu Haye,Yad Nahi Hota Hai….

Aaj tum late kyu aaye

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he…
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Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat
kia karo,
School shuru karwa dia karo.

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

My Wife Is Missing..

Man: Sir, My Wife Is Missing..
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi..
Man: Oh Sorry,
Sala Khusi Ke Mare Kaha Jaau
Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha…!

Aap Office Me Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho.

Assistant: Sir, Aap Office Me Shaadi
Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte
Ho.?
Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki
Aadat Hai,
Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti!

Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Hai

Husband: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari
Ho Gayi Hai,
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe
Kuch Sunaai Nahi Deta..
Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum Par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai!

Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta Hai..
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

Who Is Terrorist.

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist.?
Santa: Terrorist Is A
Tourist, Who Comes From
Other Country To Celebrate
Diwali In Our Country..!

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