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Who Is Terrorist.

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist.?
Santa: Terrorist Is A
Tourist, Who Comes From
Other Country To Celebrate
Diwali In Our Country..!

Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai

Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

If A Tiger Attacks

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!

Santa Selling Parachute

Santa Selling Parachute.
U Can Jump From Plane & Press
Button & U Can Land Safely.
Customer: If Parachute Doesn’t
Open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas

kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho.

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Santa Singh, B.A.

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.

Santa cuts sides of the capsule

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

Cable is not good for kids

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cable is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

A Chini was in hospital

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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