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Aap Office Me Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho.

Assistant: Sir, Aap Office Me Shaadi
Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte
Ho.?
Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki
Aadat Hai,
Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti!

Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi
Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton
Se Darr Lagta Hai..
Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir
Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr
Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)

Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day

Over the phone: “Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day,
but I really feel so happy for you two,
heres me wishing you all the best of health,
happiness and prosperity for your married life!

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai

Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko
“HANS MUKH”
Kehtay Hain.
Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko
“HUSBAND”
Kehtay Hain..

U R Really Brave

In Court Judge Said to Women:
U R Really Brave,Daaku Ko Buhat Maara TumNe
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Daaku Tha,
Me Samjhi Mera pati ghar dair se aaya hai.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!

Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain

Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain
Hazaro Jati hain
Hazaro Hasti hain
Hazaro Rulati hain.
Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
Jo Doli me aati hai
Aur gale parr jati hai.

Your love makes my days Happy and bright

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure
delight Joy beyond reason You”ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary