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Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce Chahiye

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce
Chahiye,
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujh Se Baat
Nahi Ki,
Judge: Phir Soch Lo,
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

पति सारी रात गायब रहने के बाद सुबह जब घर पहुंचा

पति सारी रात गायब रहने के बाद सुबह जब घर पहुंचा , तो पत्नी ने गुस्से से कहा , अब सुबह के सात बजे किसलिए आये हो ?

पति ने जवाब दिया नाश्ता करने के लिए

Kya Ek Wife Apne Husband Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai.

Question-Kya Ek Wife Apne Husband Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai…?
Answer- Yes,

Par Husband Crorepati Hona Chahiye.

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-jee Hi Mil Gayi!

Husband texts to wife on cell..

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

पति-पत्नी आपस में झगड़ रहे थे

पति-पत्नी आपस में झगड़ रहे थे…पति बोला: अगर तुम्हें खाना बनाना आता, तो मैं कांता बाई की छुट्टी कर देता!….पत्नी बोली: अगर तुम्हें प्यार करनाआता, तो मैं भी तुम्हारे पी.ए की छुट्टी कर देती!

MARD aur AURAT ka Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H…

MARD aur AURAT ka
Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H…
Dur Raho To JUDAI..
Aur paas raho to
.
.
.
.
To LADAI

Husband wife watching an IPL match

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It’s Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching “Daily serial”

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don’t disturb me please .

I arrest people, But, when I go home, I’m under house arrest

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I’m under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I’m the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

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