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2 ladko ki gf’s kho jati hai

2 ladko ki gf’s kho jati hai
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1st: teri gf kaisi dikhti hai?
2nd:-5’6
36-24-36
Fair
Hot
blue eyes mast..
& teri?
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1st: meri ko maar goli,
teri hi dhundte hai.

Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he

Agar ek hi sentence ladki aur ladka bole toh usme bahut difference hota he:
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eg.
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Girl: mene kal raat ek movie dekhte dekhte ek box tissue paper khatam kar diya.
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matlab ladki koy emotional movie dekh rahi thi.
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ab socho yahi sentence agar koy ladka bole toh???
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toh ladka kya dekh rha hoga????

Desi wedding

Desi wedding
Boy 1- “Yaar, Pili wali
meri.”
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Boy2- Acha? Lal wali
meri.
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Boy3- Saale, kuch to
sharam kar
Laal wali ke hi
shaadi pe aaye
hain.

I can kiss you Even Without Touching you..

Boy: I can kiss you
Even
Without
Touching you..
Girl: You cant
Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 ki?
Girl: Ok
Boy: Tightyly kissed her
Girl: Hey you touched me
Boy: To le na 50 rupye roti kyu hai.

Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha..

Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi thi.. Jaise Mai Apni Masoom Girlfriend Ko ‘Shakti Kapoor’ Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..!!

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor. : “Ye potty nahi halwa hai”
Biwi- “ek phone karlu??”
Doctor. “kyon?”
Biwi : “unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai…

Arz kiya hai….

Arz kiya hai….
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Koyal Boli , Duniya Doli…
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Arz Kiya Hai..
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Koyal Boli , Duniya Doli.,
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Anuskha Ke Chakkar Me Barbad Ho Gya Virat Kohli

दारू की वजह से आदमी डांसर हो जाता है

तम्बाकू की वजह से आदमी के कैंसर हो जाता है ,
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मगर दारू की वजह से आदमी डांसर हो जाता है.!
100 ग्राम अन्दर तो हम सिकंदर.!

पूछ रही थी वो कल मुझसे

पूछ रही थी वो कल मुझसे:- क्या तुम मुझे याद करते हो ?
मुस्कराकर मैं बोला:-
पागल याद करना इतना आसान
होता तो . . . .
कॉलेज में टॉप ना कर लेते
हम !!!

What Is Your Name

Teacher: “What Is Your Name?”
Student: “My Name Is Beautiful Red Underwear”
Teacher: “What Kind Of A Name Is This? Dont Joke, Tell Me The Right Name”
Student: “My Name Is Sunderlal Chadda“

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